[Sam Hoy]

Hello again my friends, I just would like to say that I am a huge fan of Point of Existence 2, not so much the content, which I find rather primitive, or the game play which is quite lackluster but I do enjoy this modification's name, quite keen if you ask me. Anyways I thought I would relate to you an experience I had on the Tactical Gamer Sucks server recently. I was playing on Orel, my team was actively trying to capture the German's last control point, however there was one D-bag on my team that kept typing "Please guys, stay away from their last base, thats not cool.". Obviously after he repeated his message twice I became incredibly annoyed, to retaliate I would follow him around the map and when he got killed I would do a victory dance over his corpse, with my shock paddles drawn. But this did not deter this chat-spammer (You now the type, the loser who joins a squad, gives orders, spots targets endlessly and types in complete sentences.) he gave his little speech once more. I had had enough of this guy and every time he would try to engage an enemy I would jump in front of his discharging weapon. Then he team killed me. I punished, of course, but I did not feel satisfied, I really hated this guy and would have liked to see his penalty increased. Perhaps the person team killed could enter a number in for the amount of time he feels his team killer should forced to sit out. Then maybe people would think twice about extending common courtesies in game. Another instance, the basis for my next suggestion, we were having a rather invigorating match on Dnipro Sunrise, I frequently was a whore of armor, using it to rape the Germans up the ass with no lubricant. I had an elite score of 496, the aiming hacks aided in this, however the majority was my superior skill. But soon I got bored of this so I put my tank into high gear and charged the town flag, but to my dismay the Germans had laid out string of spherical objects on the main entrance way. The appearance of these foreign objects was quite unnerving, and I almost used an alternate route to the flag, however I deployed my superior logic (Which is my most valuable weapon in POE2, aside from bunny hopping) and thought to myself "Hmm, what is the purpose of these mysterious circles?" Then I thought "Well it's not like they are filled with high explosives and a pressure plate that will trigger a devastating explosion when I drive over them, because that would be a defensive weapon, and I know there is no defense in BF2. These particular circles must be grayish metallic pancakes". So needless to say I rode over them, and I was in for quite a surprise. These orbs exploded destroying my tank. I immediately typed "WTF haxorz, stopp usin haxs luzers". However they explained to me that they were a defensive tool used against heavy equipment. I was furious, I responded with "fuk u omg lolz, u use dafence lammerz!1!!1". And here is the second part of my suggestion in situations such as these would it be feasible to punish the person on the opposing team for killing you if they act lame?

What were you thinking?

[Night]

What in the ****....?

[Macht_Tot]

[Hacksaww]

[frupert the nude apricot]

USE ****ING PARAGRAPHS!

[Yonsen]

yikes....

[Lord of all Hedgehogs]

Sam Hoy, on Jan 13 2007, 08:24 AM, said:

I frequently was a whore of armor, using it to rape the Germans up the ass with no lubricant.

As always, ace suggestions Sam!

[TheRedRibbon]

Sam Hoy, on Jan 13 2007, 08:24 AM, said:

I had an elite score of 496, the aiming hacks aided in this,

Sam Hoy, on Jan 13 2007, 08:24 AM, said:

What were you thinking?

Sam Hoy, on Jan 13 2007, 08:24 AM, said:

You now the type, the loser

I think that sums it all up

[Dark Warrior]

can someone break that down for me
i am guessing its not about someone that has undergone surgery to increase his "ManHood"

[General Tso]

I wonder if this is the same Sam Hoy who camps the end of the opposing runway on Sambir with mobile AA? Just out of dome of death range, too.

[sfcthebam]

You crack me up Sam Hoy.... Satirical posts FTW

[Living Ghost]

So, you wrote it from the perspective of the guy that kept killing you?





And the title means "increase punishment," for those of you who didn't get it.

This post has been edited by Living Ghost: 13 January 2007 - 05:16 PM

[TheRingmaster]

i lol'd

[[PTG]Z.user]

k?

[betterdeadthanred]

That was very funny. I can't believe so many people didn't get it.

(Title was great.)

[Cyber]

lmao

Quote

"Well it's not like they are filled with high explosives and a pressure plate that will trigger a devastating explosion when I drive over them, because that would be a defensive weapon, and I know there is no defense in BF2. These particular circles must be grayish metallic pancakes"

This post has been edited by Cyber: 13 January 2007 - 07:38 PM

[Kerry]

lolz0r

[Sam Hoy]

General Tso, on Jan 13 2007, 03:52 PM, said:

I wonder if this is the same Sam Hoy who camps the end of the opposing runway on Sambir with mobile AA? Just out of dome of death range, too.

The very same.

EDIT: By the way General Tso, I love your chicken!

This post has been edited by Sam Hoy: 13 January 2007 - 10:04 PM

[Dark Warrior]

Living Ghost, on Jan 13 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

And the title means "increase punishment," for those of you who didn't get it.

well i could not read it
i got about 3 lines down and my head hurt

[FordMustang]

brilliant