[Sam Hoy]

I am sick and tired of America being in every mod. Every single BF mod I play has America, America America, from Operation Peacekeeper to Bush wars and now in POE2? No way, how many times can a M1 abrams be reproduced. And it's not like there are any M-16 variants to keep the content diverse. As far as I'm concerned if POE2 includes America it will just be cloning other mods, it will loses it's originality and the developers will be forced in exile in Rwanda where they will assume a new and simpler life living in the secluded mountains and worshiping the reclusive mountain gorillas.

So to steer away from America I would suggest that Botswana should be included in the mod.
Botswana is a serious international player and besides they have an awesome language (Kokelwana e ko kae?) and they have a wide selection of equipment to choose from

Like these CF-116s, 50 years old but still Canadian rage seeping from the side panels, or is that coolant.


For transport there is this elephant, this will have Russia running for their lives.


Lastly there is this guy named Raul, man he looks vicious!


As you can see... from what you've just read it is entirely possible that Botswana would be called on to sort out Europe's problems with their modern military force and cutting edge technology. In fact it's just plain absurd that Botswana wouldn't be in this future conflict.
Death to America, long live Botswana.

[Daarken]

Sir the amount of Crack you consumed before you made this post surely deprived for a week, all the crack heads in your community!

[LoganX]

OK...The placement of the pictures is genius.
I really thought this was serious until I got to the Elephant.

This post has been edited by LoganX: 01 October 2006 - 04:43 AM

[xx-Stryker-xx]

lmao, this has to be one of the funniest suggestions ever. lol @ Raul, the vicious Botswanian

[DrunkenPirate]

you had me goin with the plane pic for a second...

[X-Lax (TexLax)]

ya me too... but then the elephant came... then raul... funny funny funny

[TheRingmaster]

this lampooning of the anti america inclusion threads is extremely well executed and entertaining, bravo

[[PTG]Z.user]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

I'm afraid of that Raul guy!

[Furiou$ Mental]

Raul is a bad arse. Were he Ugandan he would be a worthy inclusion in my signature.

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Roffles, excellent post! Can't wait to see raul ingame, smacking those germans down with his lethal book

[AnatolyChekov]

we need to add Ghana, its more logical.. they can even kick USA!

[tonnes]

No italy can kick America, come'on their countries shaped like a boot!

[Gooo]

actually I prefer botswana instead of US too...tbh, too bad they wont have that many toys though....

but since this is fictional mod, why cant be botswana becomes American 52nd state? where they have Abrams etc?

[offgreen]

lol, nice

I'm just wondering when people will stop posting "ideas for [country with no real military power who just uses the same old soviet stuff that Ukraine does]
inclusion"

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Well we could add the zulu's? Fighting tanks with spears would be pretty cool imho.

[dranged]

you said it man!!
we're tired of US, Botswana ftw

This post has been edited by dranged: 02 October 2006 - 11:20 AM

[Forrest Gump]

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why cant be botswana becomes American 52nd state?

51st?

[Krazny]

Hehe

[savushka]

I say we have Georgian troops fight against Russia =))) That would be a laugh(I mean really - they are still using SKS's!)

[Gooo]

Forrest Gump, on Oct 2 2006, 10:54 PM, said:

51st?

well m aussie, so i dont know how many states they have now...52nd or 53rd, doesnt make a difference